January 2012
Someone get me the fuck out of this house. Seriously. Before I fucking murder my brother. I DON’T WANNA BEGIN 2012 BY GOING TO FUCKING PRISON
Jan 1st
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looks like I'll be starting 2012 just as...
I’ll probably just take a bubble bath with a glass of wine and call it night by like 11.  Fuck you, 2012. 
Jan 1st
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December 2011
So I went to see my therapist today...
And he told me I need to: wake up at 7 AM every morning exercise more go to bed by 11 PM every night limit myself to 1 hour on the computer per day give up tumblr Good fucking luck with that, Doc. 
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So I've basically become a Criminal Minds/ Matthew...
until-morning-falls:
Dec 31st
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grintss: pretty much anyone who speaks french can get it.
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When Gubler says the word "fuck" in any context.
catherineeade:
Dec 30th
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Grilled Cheese was my first love.
Dec 30th
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Hey, CM fandom. Yes, I am talking to you.
cheet0breath: We all have our differences, but I think what we all need is one big ass group hug. Forget the differences, leave the tension behind, and embrace the diversity. GROUP HUG. <3
Dec 30th
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A little piece of my soul dies every time...
thepizessamcedian: thosejeansfityounice: I JUST I MISS HER I MISS THEM THIS!^^^^^
Dec 30th
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glee
finn: i love youj rachal
rachel: i love oyu too rachel
kurt: i haeve the gay all of you come have the gay wiht me
blaine: gay
mercedes: tots
tina: ching
mike: chong
quinn: babby
santana: i love vagina
brittany: idk what that is
artie: /roll
puck: i love old women
mr shue: I AM GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ALL OF YOU
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Dec 29th
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Simply Me: Random thoughts:My brother (15) is... →
ohmyhotch: Random thoughts: My brother (15) is yelling at me for being too loud. He can’t hear his freaking video game. THERE ARE 8 KIDS IN THE FLIPPING HOUSE. HE NEEDS TO GET OVER IT. My half-brother (8) is the most adorable kid ever. Not only does he look like a few years older version of Jack Hotchner,… omg that sounds like my house.
Dec 29th
Ok, tumblr.
I guess I’ll come back when you stop being a bitch.
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So I present to you: The Purple Scarf (WARNING!...
chewbecca-mrsspencerreid-gubler: That scarf gets me every fucking time.
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Planning my pretend lesbian wedding and honeymoon...
keiimonster: She called it off.  Our Imagination Lands just weren’t the same. We wanted different things in life. I wanted to settle down and start a family. She just wanted to dance around with Korean pop stars all day long. 
Dec 29th
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Planning my pretend lesbian wedding and honeymoon...
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inkpenstains asked: Just realised you've changed your theme. *lame excuse for itting the ask box, I know* but I see you on my dash but we've never talked so I thought, what the hey? You're in NY right? Are you a freshman?
Dec 29th
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The Holiday makes me want to fucking cry my eyes...
Dec 29th
TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
Dec 29th
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That moment when anyone asks "What time is it?"...
makebelievethati-impress: heyheyitsraeraeee: Every fucking time!
Dec 29th
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After stepping on someone
Person: Ouch!
Me: My b.
After stepping on one of my dogs
Dog: *yelp*
Me: OMG I'M SO SORRY BABY. OHHHH POOR PUPPY. ARE YOU OK?? DO YOU WANT A TREAT? LEMME GO GET YOU A TREAT. OH I'M SORRY I HURT YOU, YOU POOR PUPPY. I'M SO SORRY!
Dec 28th
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yoga pants? check. hoodie? check. fuzzy socks? check. house to myself? check. criminal minds box sets? nope. where the fuck are my box sets? I wanna see Morgan kick down doors and Garcia hack into people’s personal lives. I wanna see JJ be a hostage negotiator and Prentiss be fuckin awesome. I wanna see Reid spout random facts and draw on maps and Hotch beat the shit out of Foyet. ...
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talking to my brother about skyrim
Brother: It's all fun and dandy until a dragon bites your head off.
Me:
Brother: What?
Me: FUN and dandy?
Brother: Shut up.
Me: Hhahahaha I love you.
Brother: You think you're all special cuz you can speak English and shit.
Dec 28th
bookwurm32191 asked: Hear, hear! Ain't no shame!
Dec 27th
Me: I have the worst headache.
Mom: Maybe it's from looking at your computer screen all day.
Me: What are you saying?
Mom: You might consider getting offline and getting some fresh air instead.
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: ...Nah, I think I'll power through it.
Dec 27th