I thought drunk blogging was fun…

high blogging is miserable

because of reasons:

  • I laugh at everything
  • I want to shove everything in my mouth
  • that’s not only referring to food
  • like people too
  • i want those in my mouth
  • but i would also settle for that choc cake, ya dig?
  • actually, i might prefer the cake
  • over a penis, that is
  • or a vagina too i guess
  • OMFGI’MSOHUNGRYBUTIALREADYATEALLMYGIRLSCOUTCOOKIESANDNOWIHAVENOTHINGMYLIFEISOVER

+ Notes

  1. lifeinthestarlesscity posted this
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